If I pray real hard will Duke Energy turn my fucking power back on?
This doesn't seem like the work of demons to me. Seems pretty on brand for your christian god, though.
I don't think you could tell him. At least not in a way he's actually capable of understanding.
He uses warming to hinder cooling.
Both, both, both 😏
It's pretty good at making Satanists too.
Bread and milk.
Well, if it's on wikipedia it must be true.
Lmao who the fuck told you that?
This is a caricature of American cuisine, eaten by literally no one except the hypothetical American that lives in your imagination. Beans on toast actually exists in point of fact reality, and you weird fuckers eat it for all three meals.
Iconic? Really? If you say so.
Now, if only he'd quit trying to do comedy.