thefartographer

I thought he was a peepee-bather, not a shit-eater

Sounds like my cardiologist

Also, missed ya, buddy -internet hug-

Oh, sorry. My anger made me lose sight of context. I'm still in fucking disbelief seeing "the curse"

So, pilot-testing institutions for Hitler youth?

I'm gonna sue my cardiologist for pointing out my heart disease!

To draw a parallel between Netanyahu labeling entire swaths of people as a "curse" and Jews in Nazi Germany being called "our misfortune." As an American Jew who lost many family members to the Nazis, I can't believe I'm watching such blatant echoes of the Holocaust be so casually waved off.

told my kids if I ever try to make them do anything like that, punch me in the nads and run

You know what? Nard-punches all around! Everyone spread 'em!

I'm sure they'll sooner abandon the state and leave the residents uninsured

die juden sind unser unglück

Fuck this genocide

I don't know if I trust this program. Let's first test it by surveiling how frequently men are unsuccessful in creating a baby. /s

As proud as I am of my 100% failure rate, I'd likely feel uncomfortable with something tracking where, when, and with whom (or more often, what) I'm tricking my body into believing it's attempting to pass on genetic code.

The party that believes that a successful pregnancy is proof that women weren't legitimately raped