I'm sorry your ice cream doesn't have any sugar in it
z500
joined 1 year ago
Nice, very trochaic
If your girl wears a pickelhaube and united the German states, that's not your girl
This would be a great album cover
My Kink Is Proper Application of Title Case Rules, Stupid As They Are
12/10
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
Dude, droidface is not okay
Yeah I'm on the edge of my seat here. I demand a refund.
Fuckin' way she goes
They explicitly said to stop tipping by deciding to instead go to places that ban tipping
Is this a big city thing? This is the first time I've ever heard of this.
That's a good point, I literally just died
PEPPERONI!