z500

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[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Similar to hump-catting

[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 9 months ago

I thought that number looked familiar

[–] z500@startrek.website 14 points 9 months ago

Harambe's death was the nexus connecting all timelines

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago

I've found my people

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago

Apparently I spin clockwise in bed because my pajamas are always all the way to the left when I wake up

[–] z500@startrek.website 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

TFW a passenger turns up the radio to cover a fart

[–] z500@startrek.website 33 points 9 months ago

My eyes skipped right over the 0 yo part, and it was quite droll

[–] z500@startrek.website 23 points 9 months ago

Illuminati confirmed

[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 9 months ago

You bloody bastard!

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