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The original post: /r/funny by /u/Impressive_Rub_4101 on 2024-10-05 19:24:31.
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/oep4 on 2024-10-05 19:17:35.
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/MillieUpton on 2024-10-05 18:25:11.
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/Schouwer on 2024-10-05 17:34:23.
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/sweetguy_10 on 2024-10-05 15:49:25.
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/QueasyBasil7781 on 2024-10-05 12:57:05.
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/viseth2020 on 2024-10-05 10:16:50.
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/viseth2020 on 2024-10-05 08:36:51.
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/RuthlessF on 2024-10-05 08:33:48.
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/Oven_Kid on 2024-10-05 07:42:28.
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/geoxyx on 2024-10-05 07:39:27.

He speaks with the officer, who assigns him his post.

"Go stand at the periscope entry-way, and make sure no unauthorized personnel touch the periscope."

The recruit follows orders, and stands by the periscope. After 15 minutes, the officer stops by.

"Son I'm changing your post to the mess hall. Go in there and start washing some dishes."

The recruit obeys, and heads to the mess hall. He's cleaned about 3 dishes when the officer walks up again.

"Listen here recruit, your new post is in the supply room. I need you to make sure everything is strapped down tight, in case of rough waters."

The recruit again follows orders, and heads off to the supply room. There, he sees a crewman, moving some boxes.

"Hey there," says the recruit. "is it normal to keep getting reassigned to new posts all day? I haven't kept one position for more than 15 minutes!"

The crewman says "Oh yeah- this sub is full of reposts."

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/WhiteCh0c0late on 2024-10-05 07:24:35.
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/JackfruitOk9348 on 2024-10-05 06:45:58.
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/SpencerTwatson on 2024-10-05 04:44:19.
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The original post: /r/funny by /u/eOne_two-3 on 2024-10-05 04:35:20.
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