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The original post: /r/funny by /u/yukiyunyun on 2024-10-08 07:41:32.

The original post: /r/funny by /u/Snoopnoob26 on 2024-10-08 05:35:15.

The original post: /r/funny by /u/SpencerTwatson on 2024-10-08 04:34:11.

The original post: /r/funny by /u/This-Id-Taken on 2024-10-08 00:51:28.

The original post: /r/funny by /u/A_aVeRaGe_XbOx_GaMeR on 2024-10-07 23:31:15.

The original post: /r/funny by /u/-benyeahmin- on 2024-10-07 20:52:50.

The original post: /r/funny by /u/PetalPetal61 on 2024-10-07 20:29:56.

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/Algernonletter5 on 2024-10-07 19:58:13.

1- "I have lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened" Mark Twain.

2- "Things will get better -despite our efforts to improve them". Will Rogers.

3- " what I like about cities is that everything is king size the beauty and the ugliness" Joseph Brodsky.

4- "I have lost friends , some by death.....others by sheer inability to cross the street" Virginia Woolf.

5- "If pro is the opposite of con , what is the opposite of Congress? Will Rogers.

6- " competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. Laurence J Peter.

7- " the holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money" Mark Twain.

8- "Sincere diplomacy is no more possible than dry water or wooden iron" Joseph Stalin.

9- " when you get into court you are putting your fate into the hand of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty " Norm Crospy.

10- I don't believe in Astrology,I am a Sagittarius and we're skeptical " Arthur C Clark.

11- " Don't worry about avoiding temptations. As you grow older it will avoid you " .Joey Adams.

12- "age is an issue of mind over matter, if you don't mind it doesn't matter " Mark Twain.

13- "please come again, but at at another time, and to another person " Paul Erdos.

14- An executive is one who never put off until tomorrow what he can get someone else to do today.

15- "Editorial writers...enter after battle and shoot the wounded" Neil.E. Goldsmith

The original post: /r/funny by /u/Perfect-Guide5251 on 2024-10-07 18:52:19.

The original post: /r/funny by /u/buddder1738 on 2024-10-07 18:18:21.

The original post: /r/funny by /u/OneSox123 on 2024-10-07 18:08:54.

The original post: /r/funny by /u/seearegee on 2024-10-08 00:00:20.

The original post: /r/funny by /u/tommygunn712 on 2024-10-07 23:18:54.

The original post: /r/funny by /u/funny-chubby-awesome on 2024-10-07 22:37:55.

The original post: /r/funny by /u/BizzyHaze on 2024-10-07 21:19:02.

The original post: /r/funny by /u/NYC_Noguestlist on 2024-10-07 20:27:11.

The original post: /r/funny by /u/tukku_mikna on 2024-10-07 20:25:48.

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/MichaelScottssmug on 2024-10-07 18:09:02.

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The original post: /r/funny by /u/Indieriots on 2024-10-07 17:15:13.

The original post: /r/funny by /u/RevnaSkyfire on 2024-10-07 16:50:46.

The original post: /r/funny by /u/in2bator on 2024-10-07 15:28:53.

The original post: /r/funny by /u/Apricot-Rose on 2024-10-07 14:39:57.

The original post: /r/funny by /u/Geekmeniac on 2024-10-07 12:25:04.