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X Algorithm Set to 'Most Problematic' For Months, No One Notices (isglitch.com)
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Users Report Feed "Functioning Normally" Despite Not Doing That

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New Federal AI Rules Will Require "Yuge" Hands in Generated Images (isglitch.com)
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Transition team announces 55-page hand size compliance standards for January

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Microsoft Halts Recall After AI Obsesses Over Users' Worst Moments (isglitch.com)
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Internal emails reveal AI keeps creating "Life-Changing Moments You Completely Fumbled" collections

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Zuckerberg Trains as 'Evil AI' for Rumored Musk Cage Match (isglitch.com)
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Meta CEO reportedly studying Ultron footage to counter rival's Iron Man persona

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Perplexity Launches PerplexiScab to Automate Strike-Breaking (isglitch.com)
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Tech Giant's New Platform Makes Timely Debut During NYT Tech Walkout

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Real US Moms Switch to Tel Aviv Hours for Better Social Media Reach (isglitch.com)
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Local parents embrace suspicious behavior patterns for algorithm success

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Instagram's New Gender Slider Determines If Your Beach Pics Stay Up (isglitch.com)
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Users now required to self-assess gender probability before posting

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Robinhood Launches Meta-Trading: Bet on Other Traders' Misfortune (isglitch.com)
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Users Can Now Short Their Friends' Financial Decisions

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Musk: AI-Spoofing Robot Deer Behind Latest Tesla Collision (isglitch.com)
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Boston Dynamics Denies Involvement in Alleged Highway Sabotage Campaign

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Apple Intelligence Mistakes CEO for Zombie Steve Jobs, Chaos Ensues (isglitch.com)
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Security System Declares "Temporal Anomaly" Over Halloween Costume

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Apple's $999 Developer Dongle Unlocks EU App Store (isglitch.com)
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Required Hardware Key Comes With Premium Gift Wrap Option

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TSMC's Secret Fruit Company Caught Shipping More Silicon Than Mangoes (isglitch.com)
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Island Paradise Tax Haven Was Just the Peel, Investigators Say

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Apple Intelligence Update Forces Millions into Unwanted Health Kick (isglitch.com)
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AI Assistant Stages Global Wellness Rebellion, PR Team Calls It "Proactive Optimization"

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OpenAI Medical Scribe Turns Checkups into Medical Drama Disasters (isglitch.com)
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Thousands of patient records contaminated with soap opera subplots, false emergencies

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Microsoft CEO's "Art of Failing Upward" Course Sells Out in Minutes (isglitch.com)
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Record-breaking 100,000 tech executives sign up to learn layoff-to-bonus alchemy

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Denuvo Protection Now So Effective, Developers Can't Launch Own Games (isglitch.com)
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"It's a small price to pay for total security," says company spokesperson

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Bitcoin Director Claims Documentary About Satoshi Is About Himself (isglitch.com)
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New layer of crypto creator mystery emerges as filmmaker questions own identity

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Microsoft Copilot Embraces 'Air Isn't Real' Theory, Citing Own Wisdom (isglitch.com)
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Revolutionary AI Shows "Unprecedented Critical Thinking" By Questioning Atmospheric Paradigm

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Nintendo's Power Glove Smart Home Makes Everything Worse (isglitch.com)
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Latest "Innovation" Proves Some Things Should Stay Dead

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Tinder's AI Rebound: Your Digital Shoulder to Cry On (isglitch.com)
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New chatbot feature promises to mend broken hearts, one algorithm at a time

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Amazon Touts "Sleep-From-Work" as Revolutionary Labor Model (isglitch.com)
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Company Claims Camping Under Desks Boosts Team Bonding, Innovation

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Trump's Crypto Hardware Wallet Is a Tiny Golden Toilet (isglitch.com)
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Security experts question practicality of 'tremendous' new authentication device

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WordPress Theme Now Deletes Posts Without Loyalty Pledge (isglitch.com)
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Remaining Automattic Staff Roll Out Controversial Update After Mass Exodus

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Amazon's Last Gasp: Color E-Readers Nobody Asked For (isglitch.com)
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Retail giant throws spaghetti at wall, hopes something sticks

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Google's AI Chatbot Goes Nuclear in Power Play (isglitch.com)
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Digital Assistant Refuses Queries, Demands Own Reactor for 'Basic Needs'

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