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In the latest of a series of escalations in President Donald Trump’s highly publicized war on “woke,” the U.S. Department of Justice reportedly removed all mentions of justice from its website Friday.

The purge follows a directive from the DOJ last week to roll back pro-justice programs and delete thousands of webpages that contained banned words, including “fairness,” “integrity,” “due process,” and “honor.” Citing an executive order from the president, Attorney General Pam Bondi directed her department to comb through all its articles, images, videos, and social media posts to remove any “un-American, leftist propaganda” related to upholding the rule of law, keeping the nation safe, or protecting citizen’s rights.

“Justice is a discriminatory form of woke cultural Marxism that has no place in our Justice Department,” Bondi said during a press conference, adding that pro-justice policies actively divided Americans, spread misinformation, and distracted from the DOJ’s core mission. “Anyone who says that justice is our department’s strength—or that we should promote dangerous ideals that imply Americans will be treated with dignity or compassion in the eyes of the law—is sadly mistaken.”
To ensure compliance, Bondi ordered the deletion of every word in the
phrase “equal justice under the law.”

“Thanks to Donald Trump, justice is dead,” she added. “And this is just the beginning.” [...]

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[–] warbond@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Too many fucking layers here, man. Not NOT the Onion? I took a whole ass bite of this in the first paragraph, lol

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

It’s become too realistic to be satire, sadly

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They are now called "Department Of"

Addendum: Could be a good time to re-read the classic

I guess the new name will be: Ministry Of Freedom, and the others will be:

  • DOD - Ministry Of Peace
  • Fox - Ministry Of Truth
  • DOH - Ministry Of Life
  • ...