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[–] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 19 points 1 month ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Finally someone who won't shame me for my roblox footplay fetish, downloading now!

[–] psivchaz@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You might still be out of luck. I'm half tempted to search this out because I really really want to know what that asterisk has to say.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I think it's an artefact ftom the image (drawer handle?), not an asterisk

[–] psivchaz@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh I think you're right. I feel like I'm MORE concerned that there isn't an asterisk, now.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Lmao yeah the whole thing is a caveat

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No dude it's so lifelike. It's so real.

That's why her proportions are messed up, her thigh melds into the counter, the stove is warped and senseless, there's a window that opens into the tap like a door.

Oh and I need to get one of those rangehovens.

Ffs people are out there like Jerry in the failing simulation from that Rick and Morty episode.

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You missed the fact that this isn't a selfie, she's just holding a phone, not taking the picture. There's no mirror to take that picture with the phone

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

There might be a mirror, who am I to put limits on the kitchens of the shadow realm?

[–] Lavender@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reveal your most personal secrets to a company that couldn't even get a real human to model for their product..

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Stove grate, wrist bone, vanishing thighs, finger meld, married but it appears to be a birth defect

What else am I missing?

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 1 month ago

sitting on the stove

[–] Lavender@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Crooked cupboards beneath the sink. A window that opens inward in front of the faucet.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The hoodvent is Escherian and is lighting configuration is total nonsense

Also those cabinets are like 6" deep lol, totally useless.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Damn that stove grill is up her ass

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

They're trying as hard as possible to bring David Foster Wallace's vision of the future into being

[–] coolusername@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

That's literally an AI generated slogan