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[โ€“] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 46 points 7 months ago (1 children)

OMFG, I totally ate the onion for a minute.

[โ€“] OpenStars@startrek.website 22 points 7 months ago

It's bc it said two, isn't it? If it had been more believable and just said one...