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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why is everything an attack or being angry at someone, or jealousy?

God forbid someone be a bit shocked at something they have not been exposed to.

[–] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, sorry about that.

I did not mean it to be taken seriously, it was meant as a jest or joke while showing off an awesome and unique hairstlyle!

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well I AM jealous. That's pretty fabulous.

[–] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It is, is it not!

hahaha, must be a great ice breaker for when you want to meet new peeps, esp. those that like someone that lives in a pineapple!