Leider nein, leider gar nicht 😞

I couldn't even gift weed to other consenting adults. That's rather idiotic in my view. Imagine you'd go to a party but everyone was only allowed to carry a certain amount of alcohol (ok, 25 grams of weed are a lot). You could only drink what you brought, couldn't taste anything else, couldn't leave leftovers for the host and couldn't drink in front of the house if there was a playground in sight.

Our barbarian beer conservatives would let hell break loose. But those regulations apply to weed, so they aren't strict enough.

Edit: I intended to write "Bavarian beer conservatives", but I fucked up. Now I like this version even better.

They're not allowed to sell. They have to be non-profit clubs you can become a member of (with a max size per club) and then you can receive weed that has been grown there. Which means each club decides what they grow for themselves and they can only start to grow on Monday. So there'll be no legal weed for months except the one you grow yourself.

Mine will be ready for harvest in about a week 💖

That law is flawed and lacks refinement, but at least I can do what everybody has been doing for like forever, but now legal.

Huh. Fascinating!

Is it me?

Twin peak even

Nonsense. This is the American dream. To be a pleasant one for the rich it has to be a nightmare for others.

My dogs are very good sleepers, usually I'm awake way before then.

But the CrisCo leader said so!

Yes Mistress, thank you Mistress 😔

Do this, and tell them how you felt back then.

They really decided to deliver the worst of everything, didn't they?

I don't know where on that spectrum I'm flying, but I've been adopted by an extrovert and then introduced to her friends. That meant a lot for me and I'm incredibly thankful.