FartsWithAnAccent

Nope, I'm done debating you on this insanity. Good luck, sounds like you need a lot of it.

You are operating under multiple layers of ignorance and frankly, I just don't have the energy to correct everything you've said but suffice it to say:

1: Properly designed visors will actually protect you and most definitely will not "break your neck".

2: There are literally hundreds, if not thousands, of bicycle helmets with chin guards. I would strongly encourage anyone doing jumps, downhill, or even e-bikes at higher speeds to get a good MIPS full face helmet and wear it every time. If you're going to go faster than 25 frequently it's probably even time to get a DOT/SNELL certified moto helmet.

You don't know what would have actually happened if you were wearing a properly designed helmet because you chose not to wear one, which was an objectively foolish decision no matter how you try to justify it.

I have no interest in debating this further though, believe whatever you like: It's your brain to protect (or not).

Absolutely replace it after a crash. The manufacturers say replace every 3 to 5 years, but I've heard some say that they're actually fine longer as long as the impact foam is still intact and they haven't been stored in direct sunlight/harsh conditions.

Then again, I haven't seen anything definitive on them being better for longer and you've only got one brain, so I'd err on the side of caution. If you keep an eye on Slickdeals.net, you can get some killer deals. I actually picked up a MIPS helmet that was featured in the VT helmet study for $25 a couple months ago, but even without sales you should be able to find a good one for under $100.

I've kicked people out of my car for that shit: An unbuckled idiot is an extreme danger to everyone in the car during a crash.

IDGAF if their entitled ass doesn't want to wear a seatbelt, they sure as fuck aren't putting me at risk because they refuse to use or understand basic safety.

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I'm still alive today, because I wasn't wearing a helmet.

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Helmets (at least when properly designed) absorb impacts and even rotational force with MIPS.

Also, if you're doing jumps, you should be wearing a full face MIPS helmet.

Not only would you not be dead, you might've come away completely unharmed (minus a dead helmet).

A MIPS+Spherical helmet (Bell Super Air R) saved my life last year too.

Don't be a dumbass: Wear a helmet.

Aesop Rock, is that you?

Superglue the key back together, let it set, and pull it out.

Be careful not to use too much glue and br sure it's set before you pull.

Alternatively, try needle nose pliers or a hook if you can get any purchase on the key remains.

They also sell extractors but the above suggestions will probably work.

If all else fails, call a locksmith.

We demand that you pet Gus Gus on our behalf.

This is one of many reasons why running around in a mask with no identification is a recipe for disaster and tragedy, especially with a nation that has more guns than people.

Plus, what's to stop a bunch of terrorists from dressing up like ICE and doing whatever they want?

Not so sure about that, some certainly would, but even if it was disregarded by everyone, people are way too comfortable and complacent to give up their relative safety to start an actual war.

Are you sure you're not conflating it with the drop bear?