"rather"
"geegaws"
"cray-zeee"
"muthafuckas"
saying "Trump" sounds like the noise Yoshi makes sticking out his tongue
C. Derrick Varn "kluge"
Mwaaahhh the French douchebaggery has always been celebrated for its excellence
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"nice gender nerd, did your mommy pick it for you??"
I'd probably either awkwardly stammer about "uh it's like miss/mister but d-different haha" or throw a smoke grenade and scamper away
They're all pretty loose and varied based on the people using them from my experience, there aren't really widely standard terms. I feel like there are probably better words in other languages that could just become loanwords but I'm unfamiliar with them
"datemate" for bf/gf equivalent is kinda cute with the rhyme but is still a little clunky
I kinda like the Mx prefix in place of Mr/Mrs but nobody outside queer social circles really knows it and would probably give you a 
look if you said "mix (last name)" irl
I don't quite feel comfortable going by all feminine pronouns and titles but they're a lot better than masc ones for me and they don't hit normies' ears as awkwardly so I might try them out irl when I'm presenting femmier, idk
The whole thing smacks of gender
I'm very sleep deprived and they keep me very busy but I love them so much and they've been so good for my mental health 
mental illness improvement
Before they showed up, I used to have a lot of "why even get out of bed if I don't have to" type days and now I'm kinda getting my shit together
Oh man, so many corny older relatives love saying "tar-zjayyy" for Target like it's funny to pronounce it like it's French for some reason
Coming up with good enby terms for relations always feels a little clumsy to me, maybe "pear 🍐" for parent? idk
My cool aunt tried "niecephew" for me and the thought was sweet but it's a little clunky lol
kittenposting 🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛💕
Curly, Felix and Rosie will all hop on my lap at the same time when we go out in the backyard, and I think it's part of their morning routine.
Goggles likes being held on my shoulder and walking around so he has a better vantage point to survey his territory but he's still a bit skittish and doesn't really approach people on his own, but he likes pets and scritches when he's laying down somewhere
Same
I'm running mostly on autopilot today
"You can stay, but I'm leaving"
(slide whistle) 
I jerry rigged them shut with some bamboo garden stakes
Knew a guy that thought using "vis à vis" whenever he could made him sound smarter, but he said it with a weird stress on the first syllable and rushed it all together, so everyone referred to him as "Visa-vee" in passing behind his back
5
Ron Sword- Demo piece for utonal just intonation guitar (ambient, xenharmonic, microtonal)
(youtu.be)
SQUIGGLY FRET 7 STRING 
Xenharmonic stuff that isn't super dissonant is so cool to me, this is really calming and beautiful but also really alien and kind of eerie and mysterious sounding 
5
Stoort Neer- En Glad Titel På En Sorglig Skiva (Instrumental, progressive metal, djent, thall)
(youtu.be)
Solo side project from one of Vildhjarta's guitarists
The most recent release under Stoort Neer is a full band with a vocalist and more post-hardcore/skramz-y
Love the weird guitar tone and rubbery twangy bending thing he does
Checked a notification I got in the trans mega and the comment chain doesn't appear, and the original post for the mega about Leslie Feinberg displays but none of the comments appear for me. When I go to the c/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns page, no threads appear. Did the com get scrubbed or is this some bug on my end?
sick Banjo ROMhacks incoming
Target Locator go brrrrrrr
"Death is Just Around the Corner.*
Well I grew up in the client-state of a petro king with a complicated take on things like human rights, But baby that's the sacrifice, for bringing joy to the world
And I learned young how the west was won, with Christ's big heart and a bigger gun But it wasn't enough so we took the moon Because nazi rocket science too, can bring joy to the world
The war on drugs, this righteous cause To clear our streets of criminals, now civilized by an opioid, so the Sackler family can enjoy Spreading joy around the world
New York City, the world loves you and retribution was surely duе To the zealots who brought you hell, boy thе heroes in Langley taught them well How to infiltrate joy into the world
Can’t we all just get along like Amazon and Raytheon Coming together to make a drone To bring us lunch and kill their sons in a synergistic 2-for-1 Ballistic joy to the world
Please stop resisting all the joy in your world Just a car full of celebrities singing about the joy in your world
A string of bad luck, in this final turn, we gathered around and watched our cities burn “Who could have possibly predicted this?!” said everyone
So we'll boldly venture into the black, guided by a Grimes soundtrack We'll liberate some foreign stars and stick a flag on the face of mars There’s beauty in starting again, patient zero of original sin As the mantra rings across the land “how clever, look at us, we've done it again!”
We're bringing joy to whole new worlds You must admit we've certainly got a knack for bringing joy To whole new worlds In time these aliens will learn to love the joy We bring to whole new worlds
We're bringing joy to your world You’d better hope you don't have cheap bananas or else we're bringing joy to your world You’d better hope you don't have dead dinosaurs or we'll bring joy to your world You’d better hope you don't have big plans or else we're bringing...
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There are types of cats that are hypoallergenic I'm pretty sure, but yeah the litterbox can be rough sometimes lol
It's cool and odd how they all live in the same house and play in the same yard but all have distinct smell to their fur though, if you smooch the top of their heads, they have different earthy/flowery/grassy/mushroom-y scents to their fur. I'm pretty sensitive too and scooping the box clean be an ordeal but they're very fastidious overall and appreciate you helping them keep clean