badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly

This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?

Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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The call is coming from inside the House! 😱 (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 hours ago by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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"Dr. House!" Said the mean boss lady of doctors, "How are our patients supposed to call us if you keep eating our staff phone!"

Hot doctor walked in and laughed "Oh Dr. House, you really are a stinker!"

Dr. House started ringing, but no one could answer the call because it was inside the House

Also he was dead because eating a phone is fatal.

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what’s the matter babe (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 hours ago by picklemeister@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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you’ve barely touched your hamburger cake

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Yo check out my new polycule (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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Jealous?

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This is what will happen if any of you fuckers cross me (hexbear.net)
submitted 6 hours ago by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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owl-pissed u have been warned

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Anyone jorking It rn? (hexbear.net)
submitted 7 hours ago by cerealkiller@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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No no more (hexbear.net)
submitted 9 hours ago by vegeta1@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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why does hexbear get really quiet between like, 3pm and 12 midnight then I wake up in the morning and there's all of these posts and comments (hexbear.net)
submitted 11 hours ago by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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Are you all having some kind of party that I'm not invited to or something? I mean, it would be nice to be at least invited doggirl-cry

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Making small talk at work of a monday morning: hi jeff posting bad or just badly posting ahahaha have a good one (hexbear.net)
submitted 15 hours ago by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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Try it with your colleagues for instant rapport

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PENIS - 🐬 (hexbear.net)
submitted 22 hours ago by comrade_pibb@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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haters will deny this

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Okay i can't keep it a secret any longer (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 day ago by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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You know the

bwaaaaaa

Noise that they use in movie trailers and stuff

It's actually a recording of me farting. I'm a famous fouley artist. I will be signing profiles for the next three minutes

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Badposting is a art (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 day ago by WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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An original one at that

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It's actually incredibly sectarian to criticise my dancing (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 day ago by ButtBidet@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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You're also showing your anti-white racism. I WILL report you to the mods.

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Holy crap Lois, it's Adam Sansler! (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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Look, while we're letting cats out of bags (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 day ago by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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The vine boom sfx. That's me farting too

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make sure to bring a usa flag to the protests so the cool people know who to wedgie (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 day ago by take_five_moments@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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Merry Pissmas (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 days ago by cerealkiller@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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guys i feel weird do i look okay? (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 days ago by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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Obama picking up a shift at Burger King (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 days ago by FourteenEyes@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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obama uuuhhhhhhhhhh let me cashier

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Obama when asked what Jafar's title was (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 days ago by FourteenEyes@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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:obama: uhhhhhhhhhhhh Royal Vizier

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Obama when asked what to do when encountering a slick surface on the road (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 days ago by FourteenEyes@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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:obama: uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't oversteer

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Obama when asked who his favorite Elizabethan playwright is (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 days ago by FourteenEyes@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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:obama: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh william shakespeare

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I was walking my pet stick bug today at the dog park and some zoomers were harassing me, saying I "had no ass" and I was "assless boy" (I have a medical condition known as 'pancake buttocks'). (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 days ago by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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I tried to stop them to inform them of my condition and how rude they were being but one of them keep loudly yelling "HUH?" "HUH?" while taking unsolicited pictures of my behind. Was I "mogged" on? Was I "dabbed" on by rude teenagers?

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In New York, the mayor forces the people to build a new world trade center everytime he executes people. (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 days ago by wideopenarms@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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He forces all political dissidents and rich billionaires into the newly built towers and then flies two planes into them, forcing New Yorkers to relive 9/11 everyday. He does this everyday and with a smile on his face.

yeonmi-park

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Obama erecting an ancient stone megalith in the British Isles (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 days ago by FourteenEyes@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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obama uhhhhhh let me menhir

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The only existence than being a demon turned into a chew toy for dante..... Is being a rabid snyder fanboy (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by vegeta1@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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