badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Does this guy exist? Let's find out.

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what happened here?

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What happened here?

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It's Tru they ate every single Kelloggs(TM) Fruit Loop(TM) I am crying and shidding and farding rn they didn't even pay Kelloggs(TM) for the cereal subscription like they're supposed to and now John Kellogg(TM) is going to repossess my gastric system omg I'm shaking. My credit score is ruined and I can no longer digest the sweet corn syrup of freedom.

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Thog know not throw wet leaf in poop hole or poop hole clog and Thog never hear end of.

Thog was going show picture but drop thogphone in volcano. Bad omen.

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They want to invade your body and kill/exploit/genocide your cells so they can multiply themselves until they oversaturate your body and you die while causing as much immense suffering as possible.

Your immune system are the resistance and they fight to liberate your body from the genocidal settler colonialist state of Common Coldia.

No I'm not posting this because I'm angry about getting sick again shut up.

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People don't know this but the bag is actually for your after-meal defecation. The napkins are actually toilet paper.

It's innovations like these that have kept fast food relevant for decades.

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BRING ON THE PISS POSTS I'M A FUCKING FREAK LIKE THAT glee

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Mods pls this is racist peak Hexbear boolying

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Haha fuk u they mine

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  1. Eat all their doribos
  2. They starve
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The menu will be written in Maoist Standard English and under the sign it will say "Kulak Owned and Operated Since 2025!"

Our servers will ask customers "would you like some tasty treats today?"

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