badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Some stay dry and others feel the pain internet-delenda-est

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Or if I wuz a wurm?

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  1. bean pod burger

  2. banana peel bacon

  3. just a mat of celery fiber

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You have nothing to lose but your drag chains! marx-joker

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beanis

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In it, they voice concern about the dictatorial tenancies of the present admin. They praise ButtBidet, tho.

Oh they were busy so they forgot to sign their names.

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submitted 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) by kleeon@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 
 

it was Booba Fett and he had giant knockers awooga

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He's gonna make my peepee so beeeeeg

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sorry tankie, my yard is made out of grass smuglord

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pingu-horny

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Gottem

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMBER BOT!!!

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I see d oil i drink it

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Fucj

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that's it, that's the post

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hitler-detector

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There been so many deployments like theres a crime wave stress

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It’s definitely me, @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net posting right now from the communal account, who else would it be?

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