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Just gonna leave this here
https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-businessmen/ceos/mike-lindell-net-worth/
Dude won the pillow lottery and could have coasted through the rest of his life all of us could only dream of. But then he had to open his mouth and take it to 11.
Small tip for you folks that somehow make it big selling shit to the public. Whether you're right or left, best to keep it to yourself publicly. Certainly don't go all in on an idiot that sprays Cheeto dust all over his face and does who fucking knows what to his hair.
lmfao what
Damn, I like the next one too
My favorite part is the implication that he was already at negative $2 million before the judgement.
He owes a lot of lawyers I bet.
Speaking of which, I just noticed that they need to update the quote from my previous comment from "inactive lawyer" to "disbarred lawyer," LOL!
Jesus Christ, how bad does it have to get where your 3 crack dealers get together to do an intervention? These are by far the most compassionate crack dealers on earth. One even babysat dude until he fell asleep? Wtf? This just goes to show that minnesotans are the nicest people on earth.
Went down a rabbit hole.......how is Chris Farley worth 5 million TODAY???