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I didn't know Russia could look that beautiful! 😍🤣

The "knife" they mysteriously haven't been able to find?

They never found a knife. They claim someone picked it up and left with it in the chaos, which is obviously bullshit. "I'm gonna ignore the cops flagrantly firing into a crowd in my direction to go pick up that free knife"

Bambalance!

I'm a walking unprofitable for-profit prison.

By the colonel, in the kitchen, with a giant vibrator.

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

Lmfao! God damnit, now I can expect to see that all over the Internet in a month and a half. "Mothman puts pistols in candy!"

Honestly, id do just about anything to see him fight Putin, or the zuck. Id do even more to make it a hardcore match, and even more if it was a thunder dome match with Putin and zuck vs Elon and Trump.

Marijuana?!? I never heard that! Where/when I was growing up, it was always hard, powdered drugs. Like cocaine in a pixie stick. Oh and razorblades in candy apples. I don't know about the razor blades, but if I remember right, there's only been one proven instance EVER of people intentionally trying to harm kids through Halloween candy, and it was the father? Or step father? So I wouldn't even really count that.

ESPECIALLY on Facebook.

Bring on the Radscorpions and bloatflies!