Jokes and Humor

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[alt text: a pair of text posts from Tumblr. This first post, by possessive-suggestions, says: "...They did what... to you?

No.

I will make them pay. You're fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you." The second post, by trainthief, says: "Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong".]

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[alt text: a photo of a hilly coastline on a bright, sunny day. There is text imposed on top of the photo which says, "remember if you're ever sad make sure to start consuming like 5 different forms of media at the same time to minimize the chance of a thought occurring".]

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[alt text: a series of tumblr text posts. The first post, by kawaiite-mage, says, "ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. thow all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em". The second post, by supreme-leader-stoat, says, "On it, boss!". The third and final post, also by supreme-leader-stoat, says, "Bad news, boss!"]

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[alt text: a tweet by @PauletteSteeves on Twitter. The tweet is sharing a photo of a technician wearing a white helmet and working on a cell tower. There is also a large bird's nest on the tower, and the photo is taken at an angle that makes it look like the technician is in the nest. The text in the tweet says: "First picture ever of a newly hatched electrician. still has part of the egg shell on its head".]

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Kiss (beehaw.org)
submitted 2 weeks ago by remington@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org
 
 
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[alt text: an illustration by Will Santino, which depicts two rats sitting on a hill overlooking a glass office building, which is labeled: "Lab Corp". One of the rats is saying to the other, "Of course I'm glad we escaped, I just wish I could say goodbye to cocaine button one more time."]

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[alt text: text that says, "when your social battery ran out but you can't leave yet". Below the text is a frame from Sesame Street, which depicts Ernie, Cookie Monster, and Grover singing at Bert. Bert has a grumpy expression on his face.]

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[alt text: a tweet from @moutheaters on twitter. The tweet says: "Her: 'I have butterflies in my stomach.' Me (trying to impress): 'My skull is full of wasps'".]

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Maybe (beehaw.org)
submitted 2 weeks ago by remington@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org
 
 
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[alt text: text that says, "Playtime is OVER". Below the text is a series of photos. In the first photo, a baby is sitting on a circular pink mat and playing with a stacking toy. In the second photo, an adult is wrapping up a pink sack that appears to be the same color as the circular mat. In the final two photos, the adult finishes tying up the sack. The baby and toy can no longer be seen, but it is implied that they are still inside the sack.]

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[alt text: an illustration of a blond woman holding a person that is touching her face, but this second "person" has been cut out of the illustration and filled in with a blue-ish space pattern. There is text that says, "This is the kind of relationship women want. Not one based on money, or looks, but instead between her and a guy, filled with space juice. Not like a guy with blue skin but the guy has clear skin, and the space juice is inside the skin."]

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[alt text: Text that says, "When you start off your day with 3 big bowls but none of them were cereal". Below the bowl is a photo of a cat that looks both spaced out and happy.]

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[alt text: Text that says, "me in a nutshell". Below the text is a picture of a walnut, with a speech bubble coming out of it that says, "Help!"]

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[alt text: A 2-panel comic. In the first panel, a Greek warrior is staring at a woman's chest, and the woman is pointing up at her face and saying, "Hey, buddy. Eyes up here". In the second panel, the view has turned and we can see that the woman is Medusa. The warrior is replying, "No".]

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by sqgl@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org
 
 

[alt-text: Still from the Monty Python dead parrot sketch with Musk's face replacing that of John Cleese returning a blue twitter logo with an X for a dead eye. Pet store owner, Michael Palin, says "it was alive when you bought it"]

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by theangriestbird@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org
 
 

[alt text: Three frames from Donnie Darko, presented like a comic. In the first frame, Donnie is telling his therapist, "I made a new friend". In the second frame, his therapist is saying, "Real or an internet communist?" In the third and final frame, Donnie is replying, "internet communist".]

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First Contact (beehaw.org)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by theangriestbird@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org
 
 

[alt text: a 4-panel comic titled "First Contact" by @RileyWigglewood. The first panel shows a news reporter with a microphone, standing in front of a scene of gray humanoid aliens emerging from a stereotypical UFO. The reporter is saying, "We are urging you at home, not to be afraid...it appears they come in peace." In the second panel, one of the aliens is grabbing the reporter's arm and saying, "Not me." In the third panel, this alien is pointing a thumb at themself and saying, "I cum loud as fuck!". In the 4th and final panel, this alien is grabbing the reporter's microphone and loudly moaning, "UUUUNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHH".]

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[alt text: a reaction tweet from @highitsg on Twitter, posted on August 12, 2022. The tweet is sharing a photo of a Jack in the Box sign, which is itself shaped like a box, but the right side appears to have torn open. The reaction tweet text says, "oh god oh fuck he escaped".]

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[alt text: a reaction tweet by @Browtweaten on Twitter. The tweet is sharing a Vancouver news headline, which says, "Single beaver caused mass internet, cell service outages in Northern B.C." The reaction tweet says, "I fail to see how his relationship status is of any relevance".]

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by theangriestbird@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org
 
 

[alt text: Text that says, "I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a..." Below the text is a photo of a man, with text in the photo that indicates the man is named "Willie Stroker" and he is a judge.]

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[alt text: a tweet by @saywhatagain on twitter, posted on July 31, 2024. The tweet says: "It's cool they do international skateboard trick competitions on top of where they executed the king. R.I.P. Louis XVI, you would have loved this sick kickflip frontside lipslide."]

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Word (beehaw.org)
submitted 1 month ago by remington@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org
 
 
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out of the way! (beehaw.org)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by theangriestbird@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org
 
 

[alt text: an illustration of a man in a cape carrying an unconscious woman in a nightgown. There is text that says, "She needs a blankie. She had a good time but she's overstimulated."]

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[alt text: a series of frames from Pulp Fiction. In the first frame, Jules is asking Vincent, "We happy?". In the second frame, Vincent is looking into a suitcase. Inside the suitcase is a frog in a cowboy hat saying, "It's Wednesday, My Dudes!". In the final frame, Vincent is looking up from the briefcase, smiling, and saying, "Yeah, we happy."]

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