Jokes and Humor

[alt text: a photo of a street intersection sign. The two streets listed on the sign are "Inyo Street" and "Butte Street".]

[alt text: Text that says, "I like all carnival games, but Duck Duck Anal is my favorite!" Below the text is a photo of a carnival. In the photo, there is a game that might be called "Duck Duck Canal", but in various places the "C" is mostly covered by pictures of ducks.]

[alt text: an image of a gold star, with a faint image of He-Man superimposed on the star. On top of these two images is text that says, "oh my god do I try".]

[alt text: an illustration of a 4-stage rocket, where each of the stages is partially separated from each other to demonstrate the staging. The caption says, "the moon landing was staged? yeah that's how all orbital rockets fucking work dude".]

[alt text: a tweet which says, "watching the Thin Blue Line crowd vote for the felon and the ACAB crowd vote for the cop". Below the tweet is a photo of two girls fighting, while a shirtless guy in the background is smoking a pipe and watching the fight with a delighted expression on his face.]

[alt text: A photo of a temporary road sign that says "Elephants, Please stay in your car". The photo has a caption that says,"I didn't even know they could drive".]

[alt text: a 3 panel comic by Mr. Lovenstein. In the first panel, a wizard is reading a scroll, and in the portion that we can see, the scroll says, "a dark cloud will block out the sun and the fields will fall fallow and a pox will spread through...". In the second panel, the view has zoomed out and we can see that the wizard is reading the scroll in bed. A voice from out of view is saying, "Are you doom scrolling in there??", and the wizard looks suddenly alarmed or embarrassed. In the third panel, the wizard is hastily rolling over and yelling, "No!".]

Link to Mr. Lovenstein's site with a secret 4th panel.

[alt text: an image of a skeleton running, against a plain blue background. There is also text that says: "JUST WALK OUT. you can leave!!!

• work.
• social thing.
• movies.
• home.
• class.
• dentist.
• the US presidency.
• too fancy weed store.
• cops, if you're quick.
• friendships.

If it sucks... hit da bricks!! real winners quit".]

[alt text: a 3-panel comic by @beetlemoses. In the first panel, a snail is crawling on to a Frisbee, and the snail is saying, "What a strange flower...". In the second panel, the Frisbee is being picked up by a human, and the snail is saying, "Eh?". In the third panel, the Frisbee is in flight, and the snail on top appears overwhelmed with the impossible and unexpected speed with which they are flying.]

[alt text: a screenshot of Star Wars Episode 4: A New Hope, showing the character Conan Antonio Motti, who was one of the Imperial military officers aboard the Death Star. The screenshot is part of a tweet by Chef Gaykwon on Twitter, and the tweet says, "This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting."]

Alt text: a 50s style illustration of three skeleton mobsters wielding Tommy guns bursting into a room with several people inside posted on a website. The skeletons are wearing classic mob attire, trench coats, fedoras, ties. A user is replying, "Bones Malone and the spooky boys." Another user replies, "RATTLE 'EM BOYS! with a caption making an onomatopoeia of the 'unsettling rattling noises of three skeletons' ".

Alt text for some stupid meme can be challenging lol

[alt text: a tweet that says, "When a goose gets their first car". Below the tweet is a photo of the back of a car, which is covered in overlapping, nonsensical bumper stickers about honking the car horn. If you attempt to read the stickers, they say, "Honk if anything; Remember if you honk all you at me I will HONK HONK if you get any closer u have to HONK IF if you will if I honk myself want honk; Honk if you have ever been personally victimized by HONK".]

[alt text: a 4-panel comic. In the first panel, a sailor is looking over the edge of a boat at sharks approaching the boat, and the sailor is saying, "Sharks!! They've surrounded the boat!". In the second panel, a second sailor wearing fisherman's gear and a beard steps forward, saying, "Stand back, Billy!". In the third panel, this sailor takes his pipe out of his mouth and says, "Sharks, I'm asking for $50k in exchange for 5% of my company. It's a subscription-based notes app with crypto and also you can date people on it". In the fourth panel, the sharks are all swimming away and each saying, "I'm out", as the sailors look on.]

[alt text: A photo of Donald Trump from the 2024 RNC, with descriptive text that says "Trump, with bandage over ear, makes first public appearance since assassination attempt". The photo has been edited to show a tiny Mike Lindell standing on Trump's shoulder and hugging his ear bandage like a pillow. There is added text next to Lindell that says, "Bandage provided by MyPillow"]

[alt text: Text that says, "The many moods of my sponge mop...". Below the text are two images of a sponge mop. In the left photo, the sponge mop is gently squeezing the large floor sponge between two plastic tubes, such that the ends of the tubes look like eyes and the sponge itself looks like a nose and forehead on a human-like face. In the right photo, the sponge mop has been squeezed slightly, such that the "face" seen in the previous photo now looks angry.]

[alt text: two separate images arranged vertically. The first image is a photo of an aisle sign from a grocery store, which lists the following items in all-caps: "CAN FISH; MICROWAVE SOUP". The second image is a screenshot from the IT Crowd, where Noel Fielding's character is saying, "I don't know, but it's a bloody good question."]

[alt text: Text that says: "'Is somebody gonna match my freak?'. My freak:" (colon). Below the text is an image of a person lying in bed and looking exhausted.]