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First Contact (beehaw.org)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by theangriestbird@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org
 

[alt text: a 4-panel comic titled "First Contact" by @RileyWigglewood. The first panel shows a news reporter with a microphone, standing in front of a scene of gray humanoid aliens emerging from a stereotypical UFO. The reporter is saying, "We are urging you at home, not to be afraid...it appears they come in peace." In the second panel, one of the aliens is grabbing the reporter's arm and saying, "Not me." In the third panel, this alien is pointing a thumb at themself and saying, "I cum loud as fuck!". In the 4th and final panel, this alien is grabbing the reporter's microphone and loudly moaning, "UUUUNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHH".]

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[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

on a related note, do grey aliens have assholes?

[–] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

I'm just trying to figure out if they are flatworms or bilatera

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 9 points 1 month ago

If not, that would go some way to explaining why they seem to be so fascinated by them.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

I have gone deep into ufo and alien lore more then a few times.

This is a much bigger and complex question than people realize.

Grey aliens in theory have no genitals and sweat amonia, they supposedly drink a surgery liquid to sustain.

Does such life form need an asshole?

This is part of the theory that greys might be biological engineered lifeform or bio robots.

Regardless of wether you believe any of it it, truly interesting things to explore mentally.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago
[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

the aliens are cumming the aliens are cumming