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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Personal pronouns: "," "y__," "h," "s__," "i_," "w_," and "t__y."

Possessive pronouns: "m_," "y__r," "h_s," "h_r," "i_s," "o__," and "t___r."

Demonstrative pronouns: "th_s," "th_t," "the_e," and "tho_e."

Interrogative pronouns: "wh_," "wh_m," "wh__h," "wh_t," and "wh_se."

Indefinite pronouns: "a__," "a_y," "e_ch," "ev__y," "no o_e," "n_ne," "s_me," "anyb_dy," "any_ne," and "anyth__g."

Today ButtBidet go to hospital to get treatment. When ButtBidet go to pharmacy queue, ButtBidet see two workers, but only one queue of people. ButtBidet go to back of queue. But then a random guy decided to just queue in front of one of the workers, ignoring existing queue. So now ButtBidet see two queues. Fuck, ButtBidet is now in the long queue. What the fuck, ButtBidet was waiting longer than other people meeting the worker now. ButtBidet hates when similar thing happen but ButtBidet too nice to complain.

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[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

LELKINS DESTROY HEAD. MISTAKE DONE. BAD.

OW. LELKINS HURTS.

LELKINS DESTROY HEAD ONCE THE AGAIN. MISTAKE STILL DONE. BAD AGAIN AT NOW TIME.

OW. LELKINS HURTS.

RAAAAAAAARGH !!!!!!! MISTAKE NEVER LEAVE !! WHY, MUST HAVE TIME MACHINE !!!! NO TIME MACHINE, NO HAPPY !!

jokes aside, lelkins sorry. buttbidet, showcase current feeling now? good? or bad even now. lelkins specific time of day vision singular romanian youtube channel funny video of queue paradox. no watch, sorry all count of reader. lelkins forgot name of video.