the one you're looking for is

Taking a dog into a gay bar, saying “who’s a good boy” and writing down which guys react subconsciously

it's all admin-side so we'd have to write a separate list for the public and keep that updated

Reporter: @airportline@lemmy.ml

Reason: what the actual fuck is wrong with this person?

I simply violate the law

16 and 30, whilst barely scraping the line of legality (depending on your location, at that), is colloquially understood to be pedophilia. I don't see why an accusation that details lines such as:

She alleges he referred to her as "the child" during an emotionally abusive and controlling relationship

shouldn't have a CW for pedophilia, as even if it's not technically breaking the law, it is clear that there is an alleged power imbalance that is identical to one of a pedophilic relationship. Does that seem sound?

edit: lmao never mind, to the gulag with you

@Oddbin@lemm.ee care to explain your reasoning why this is 'needlessly clickbait'? it's quite literally the article headline with a content warning.

go rewatch harry potter. stop posting because you suck at it.

If a single hexbear user is participating in this (which I sincerely doubt, and honestly refuse to lend any bit credence towards, and yet I indulge this fantastical hypothetical nonetheless) they will immediately be site-banned for 1984 years. CSAM is reprehensible and is not tolerated. I truly doubt this is the case. If Hexbear is occupying this kind of space in your brain, I would wholeheartedly recommend you and meet some people.