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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-03-13
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That said! The statistical data! Is questionable! On whether abuse! Is transmitted behaviorally!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-03-12
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In retrospect, I feel like this comic is just another version of the thing it's lamenting.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/grawl
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Any swear words you notice are pareidolia.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-03-11
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You see children, back in the nineteen-hundred-eighties, there was a 'video game' featuring a puck-shaped gentleman by the name of Pac.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-03-10
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Okay, but why does the guy have three eyebrows?
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/early
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The worst part is you can't source any pumpkins because there's been no first contact with the Americas.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-03-06
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Ultimately, the gangrene killed him, but I still feel like you gotta live in the moment.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-03-05
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But you really have to appreciate the workmanship on the packaging.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sorry-2
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You can see why there'd be an uptick in people taking 30 pieces of silver in exchange for betrayal.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-03-04
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I suppose in retrospect I should've double checked my assumption that you wanted to murder your mom.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-03-03
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This was a daring experiment in animated comics.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/questions
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Look if we could define it there wouldn't be any fun in fighting over it.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-28
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The more astute reader will be moved to wonder why he didn't poop in the yard.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-26
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The fact that it was un-rhymed made it just a little bit extra insulting.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/consciousness-8
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This will be considered deeply offensive in 2034.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-24
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The key to the insanity defense is trying it twice and expecting different results.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-21
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Unfortunately, the A students did very little mating.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/reverse
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If you could take the organs from a bunch of people and make a new person, what would you do?
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-19
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Feels so good to just level with you about my closet world of sibling-murder.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-17
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Fortunately, it turned out he killed a different Steve.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/promise-2
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This is more commonly known as the median voter theorem.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-14
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Oh great, lung-blood. Great. Well, you've ruined this shirt, so that's just lovely.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2003-02-10
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WHY ISN'T THE BENCH COLORED IN?! THE FOURTH WALL IS BROKEN
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/climate
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We had a thing with A City on Mars where a lot of people couldn't disagree without assuming Secret Motives.
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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/eye-2
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This is probably why he was so grumpy all the time.
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