cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/21851456
this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2024
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Time to activate Linux with sketchy activation scripts
Just a one-liner as root, and you're done.
Root account unavailable, you have not activated the premium account for this Linux installation, please activate by purchasing it for a $5 monthly subscription
Oh it's subscription based, ok. I have a flash drive for that. Helps me erase the OS and put a whole new one in.
The installation media you're attempting to install on this hardware is not supported and does not follow our privacy protection policy, please contact our support team for further assistance
EDIT: damn I feel like I should get hired by Microsoft or some other sh#t company because I'm getting good at this anti consumer crap
Bro this notification popped up, and for a couple of seconds I didn't see that it was lemmy, I didn't remember this convo, I just saw the anti-consumer corpo speak and I almost lost my shit. I was straight up furious and I hit the notification to come in here and verbally crap in your mouth.
So yeah, you should look into a career with Micockssoft 🤣