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Anon is a good samaritan (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 69 points 1 week ago (15 children)

I was gonna call this cap because CPR that long after collapse has infinitesimally small odds, but I looked it up and turns out I'm wrong. CPR anyone you see down!

[–] trolske@feddit.org 49 points 1 week ago

They also talk about snow. The cold slows down bodily functions.
Nobody is dead until they are warm and dead.

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