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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] x00za@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I get the privilege of personalized ads that try to get my dopamine going by playing into my psyche.

Wait, I just described drugs.

A drug that keeps changing to give me the best high.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Truly utopian, finally a drug to rule them all.

[–] hate2bme@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Heroin is so much better.