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Anon attends school online (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 36 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Follow it up with

Thanks, Taco Bell

And lean into Taco Bell being your new nickname. Easy.

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I see this going one of two ways; free Taco Bell, or getting pelted with sauce packets

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"Free Taco Bell" is the name of the GoFundMe for your legal defense because you got arrested for protesting the war after class

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Or free taco bell while getting pelted with sauce packets. Which might be even better if that's their kink 🤷