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A fart that serious wouldn't seem real, and that goes double if it appears that you unmuted specifically to make the noise. Just tell people it was a soundboard.
And now you're the person who has a massive fart on a soundboard, and you decided to randomly unmute yourself to show it off?
You'd rather be the person who decided to randomly unmute to share your actual factual filthy self? At least a soundboard is just a poorly judged joke (that actually landed, if the teacher laughed). Or you can be a fart pervert.
Everyone can respect an actual monstrous fart.