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[โ€“] Eiri@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (13 children)

If only I had power next to my toilet ๐Ÿ˜ญ

(No I'm not using cold water; I'm cold enough already)

[โ€“] ResoluteCatnap@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Honestly cold water is not bad. If that's your deal breaker find a $30 Bidet attachment and give it a try.

[โ€“] Eiri@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Dude I don't even drink cold water unless it's a very hot day because I have precious little body heat and it takes a long time to get it back.

The idea of getting frozen by the crotch/butt does not amuse me.

[โ€“] FellowHuman@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This answer seems angry for no reason. So I guess you just reallly can't chill.

[โ€“] Eiri@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Sorry, I'm not angry at you. I just got a pre-emptively emotional reaction to the prospect of being cold.

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