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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 97 points 1 year ago (21 children)

they can't do anything

I know all greentexts are fake but this gave it away for me. Schools will 100% suspend you for what anon did, even if it's not actual drugs it's still drug paraphernalia (if this doesn't stick it can be filed under the "causing a distraction" clause).

[–] Filipdaflippa@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

Well the cops can't do anything, who cares if you get suspended in HS that's just a vacation. This is obviously fake but that isn't what gave it away lol

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

https://www.rpfoley.com/selling-fake-controlled-substances-florida-statute-817-563.html

Here's at least one state where misrepresenting something as a controlled substance then selling it is punishable even what was actually sold is unregulated

[–] Filipdaflippa@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

America, not even once.

How could they prove that he was selling it? Listen in reality what would happen if this actually happened was the cops get mad at whichever administrator called them for wasting their time.

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

How could they prove he was selling it?

It's kinda obvious that one of his customers got caught and flipped. That would be proof enough for expulsion at least.

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