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Ban dihydrogen monoxide (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org 49 points 10 months ago

100% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died...

[-] Draghetta@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago

8 billions of people have and they’re alive

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 31 points 10 months ago

Those people are merely biding their time. I wish it were a joke.

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 21 points 10 months ago

For now. The poison sometimes takes 100 years to become effective.

[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Let's rephrase. Every person who has ever died has been found with a body composition of roughly TWO thirds entirely DHMO

[-] Draghetta@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Well, virtually everybody who ever died drank it in their last days before passing

[-] unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone 5 points 10 months ago

For now, it's a slow acting poison

[-] twei@feddit.de 3 points 10 months ago

So it's clearly a skill issue you say?

[-] MrSilkworm@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

well one day,they ll die /s

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