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Anon calls in for financial advice (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What Dave heard

Im 8, i have $17 in my account, ive been wanting to get this car - can i afford it?

[–] LodeMike 1 points 4 days ago

Dave needs to get his hearing checked.