the-swift-tricker:
it's easy to mock the concept of batman's secret identity and think it's ridiculous that nobody would realize that he's bruce wayne but if some lady suddenly showed up late at night dressed in full military grade kevlar and started fighting crime in los angeles i wouldn't look at that and think "ah it's kylie jenner
you-got-it-capstar:
Same logic applies to Clark Kent tbh I wouldn't see Superman, the crazy powerful alien, zooming past me and go "i think he's secretly an award winning journalist"
the-swift-tricker: "it's a bird, it's a plane, it's...anderson cooper?!
appendingfic:
Me: "sees masked man fighting both crime and police corruption* Me: I have no idea who that is, but it is NOT a billionaire.
spifalling: People don't even recognise tony hawk without the skateboard what do you expect
livekyoto:
People don't even recognize Tony Hawk WITH a skateboard, bless them. Source: the-swift-tricker 66,205 notes
Somewhere in Gotham City, there's a planning and zoning guy probably making bank for playing dumb about all of Bruce Wayne's "totally not a batcave you guys" building permits.
Something tells me the batcave does not have OSHA's stamp of approval.