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[-] Zink@pawb.social 33 points 8 months ago

So help me, I worked as a lifeguard this summer and my manager comes in one day and asks me how I would perform cpr on a giraffe and showed me this image.

It was posted on the wall of our break room. Nobody could provide a solid answer.

[-] Umbrias@beehaw.org 18 points 8 months ago

Chest compressions >> new air

Get a second person to help on breathing

Get a third to make trading roles easier.

[-] navi@lemmy.tespia.org 17 points 8 months ago

Imagine it waking up and it slithering that tongue down into your stomach.

[-] draconik@kbin.social 16 points 8 months ago
[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 7 points 8 months ago

I double dare you

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