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You never go full Riker (pixelfed.social)
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[–] Stamets@startrek.website 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)
  • 1 Riker - Virgin. You trust him to do his best to make a good impression. May not know what he's doing but by golly he'll try.

  • 2 Rikers - Missionary. Classic, reliable, and gets the job done perfectly.

  • 3 Rikers - He has fucked his way into this situation and he will fuck himself out of it.

  • 4 Rikers - He has tried to fuck himself out of the situation. The situation was Pon Farr night at the Trek Convention.

[–] zcd@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

We’ve all been on the wrong side of a pon farr once or twice

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