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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 102 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

Religion: God is all knowing, all seeing and wise.

Also religion: If you ask your friend to move you inside a vagina, god won't know you're fucking!

[–] Suspicious@lemmy.wtf 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

God knows but you technically didn't break the rule

[–] Aaron@lemmy.nz 13 points 11 months ago

Some real "I tied a string to my friend's house so it's technically one house and I didn't travel there on the Sabbath" energy

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