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Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun, Gets Shot in Butt (gizmodo.com)

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[–] BigWheelPowerBrakeSlider@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago (11 children)

Lucky it wasn't worse. You can't have any metal on in a huge rotating magnet. Dumb is gonna dumb.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Oh no. ~~A CT scanner is a giant rotating electromagnet~~. An MRI is a giant quantum electromagnetic tube. It’s so, so much worse. It is literally unpredictable as to what might happen with metal inside of it. She’s lucky she wasn’t literally torn to shreds.

[–] schoegge@feddit.ch 8 points 9 months ago

A CT scanner is a rotating X-ray device. No rotating magnets here!

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