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Anon buys a watch (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 56 points 11 months ago (9 children)

I lost my Casio watch somewhere in my closet about 3 years ago (I am very lazy).

I still hear it beep every hour.

[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Maybe today is the day?

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nope, he just missed it.

[–] Aquatic_Melon@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Beautifully timed

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