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[–] pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br 76 points 9 months ago (7 children)

I once went on a date with a girl and when I got to the bar there were four of her friends at the table! They left once they made sure I wasn't a murderer.

[–] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 75 points 9 months ago (6 children)

How did they make sure you were not a murderer though? You didn't murder her instantly in the restaurant in front of them and tjat was good enough for them.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 47 points 9 months ago (1 children)

One of her friends used the immortal eye on him and saw that he had zero sin.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago

That would probably make for a pretty boring date though

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