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[–] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 50 points 8 months ago (30 children)

Why can't Americans just be normal and use the metric system rather than some shit like 5'11 120 lbs? What the heck is that

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 39 points 8 months ago (11 children)

Sorry thats 1.8E9nm tall and 8.5 stone. Hope thats easier for you to understand

[–] Sekoia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The stone isn't since it's not metric but the height legitimately is since I can just drop the e9 and get a reasonable height.

Since, yknow, metric makes sense.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (4 children)
[–] frosch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well, as the „n“ just stands for „E-9“ it really just says 1.8 m

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

And the comment I replied to said to drop the e9 ...

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

lemmy not letting delete comments forever sucks. I just double posted by accident man!

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not if the girlfriend is an ant

[–] Goun@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 months ago

I don't think you have ever measured an ant

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

1.8e9nm means 1.8*10^9nm, which is 1.8m.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

And the comment I replied to said to drop the e9 ...

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