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submitted 1 year ago by HeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Who hurt you as a child?

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[–] fubo@lemmy.world 123 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (30 children)

My guesses:

Intoxication: They're drunk or high enough that they're not neurologically capable of aiming; the fact that they managed to get it out of their pants at all is astonishing.
Narcissism: They're very important assistant sales managers, talking on their phone through the whole transaction, and aren't paying attention to what they're peeing on; just as they don't remove their dirty dishes from the office meeting rooms after a lunch meeting. Aren't the help supposed to do that?
Helplessness and/or disgust: The toilet was already filthy when they came in, and they didn't think they were making it any worse.
Peevishness: They got yelled at by a scary janitor once for sticking gum under desks.

[–] Boggy@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (24 children)

Don’t forget fragile masculinity and not wanting to sit down to piss because that’s how women do it.

[–] Agareth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Fag.

[–] Boggy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I bet you eat corn the long way.

[–] playxdestroy@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Lmao I looked at your history, you’re a weirdo

[–] Esjee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Legit can't understand why anyone want to sit down to pee when it can be done standing up.

As for the poor aim issue, get better.

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