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As a Canadian this reminds me of Quebec. They're always going on about seceding, but they're land locked, and without the rest of the country they'd be financially and socially FUCKED.
Reminder that Texas's yearly operating budget is roughly 51 billion, and they receive 62 billion in federal aid, so without the rest of the country, Texas can't even run the state
Quebec isn't landlocked...
Not only is it not landlocked, it separates all of the Atlantic Maritime provinces from the rest of Canada, and governs part of the Great Lake waterways.
Just looking at the map now, it stretches all the way up the side of that bleeding great sea poking a hole in Canada to the Hudson Strait.
Texas is on the Gulf of Mexico… Also, I double checked and you used a proper ellipsis so we can be friends.
If Texas actually tries to secede, it's likely we'll see a West Virginia situation where the eastern part of Texas remains with the US because of Dallas, Houston, Austin, and San Antonio.
Nevermind the St. Lawrence and the fact that Montreal is a huge shipping port, there's also that wee bit of water called Hudson Bay. I don't think that fellow understands what 'land locked' means.