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Anon invents a new way to travel (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Rosco@sh.itjust.works 185 points 7 months ago (15 children)

would be cool if inertia wasn't a thing

[–] Rykzon@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 7 months ago

That's easy, instead of accelerating towards your destination you just have to brake and stop moving to let the earth move under you, checkmate physics

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