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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[โ€“] briongloid@aussie.zone 23 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Some armies use cheese to reduce frequency of bowel movements.

[โ€“] bkmps3@aussie.zone 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This. Iโ€™m ex-military. Our ration packs came with these highly processed cans of cheese. Iโ€™d go 4-5 days without doing a shit.

Was never a good time after though

[โ€“] Velkas@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ugh, I'd die. Dairy allergy means I'd shit my brains out

[โ€“] assa123@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

That would be counterproductive xD

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