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Every vendor booth at RSA this year: Powered by world-class Al with a proprietary language model, our product offers unbelievably agile, next-gen threat intelligence-based risk management in the dark net on a quantum containerized blockchain employing breathtakingly advanced data science. Built to be compatible with your SIEM & cloud, its zero-trust architecture is programmed in a memory-safe language with no supply chain to monitor!

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[–] bort@sopuli.xyz 55 points 7 months ago (13 children)

its zero-trust architecture is programmed in a memory-safe language with no supply chain to monitor!

this is good.

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (4 children)

And it comes with a free gogurt!

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] Qli@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The gogurt is proprietary blockchain.

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