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These twats believe a name in ALL CAPS is a ‘fictional shell corporation’ and a name in Regular Capitalized Lowercase is a ‘real person’. (They prove this by saying your name is written in all caps on your birth certificate because that’s when the government creates the shell corporation of you that they trade securities against.)
So this person is upset that the government is trying to trick them by having an envelope looking like it’s addressed to the real person, but inside the letter is for the shell corporation.
They don’t want to be conflated with their shell corporation in any way, because that’s the entity that’s responsible for taxes and following laws and paying back debts, stuff like that. SovCits want to live in and take advantage of society’s benefits, but they don’t want to actually contribute to it. Especially if it involves childcare.
I don't know if this is canon in their universe, but it's delightfully ridiculous, so I'm going with it.
Oh, it’s canon. And it gets even crazier.
The government uses maritime law to make these shell corporations, because your mother gives ‘berth’ to you, goods that she signs away to the State. These chuckleheads actually call it a ‘berth certificate’. That’s why they always go on about ‘not being subject to maritime law’ whe they get dragged into court.
(You can tell it’s a maritime court because the flag has fringe on it.)
They have this weird belief that words that sound the same mean the same thing. It makes for some… interesting ideas.
This is all preparation for the government to force us all to attend Navel Academy, where we will be sorted into a two-tier hierarchy. At that point, you're either innie or outie.
I fucken love this
And, because homonyms, it's about oranges, crying just a little