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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by mizu6079@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] bec@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm just glad I'm here to witness this lol

Anyways, wouldn't a liquid meal replacement do the trick? Something like Huel?

[–] unhearing@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doesn't huel have lots of fibers that will be excreted?

[–] bec@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just checked and it says it has 7g fiber per serving. Don't know if it's too much, honestly. Jusy thought that since it's liquid it would be making less waste!

[–] Kinga@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Huel is quite infamous for having lots of fiber and causing absolute monster shits before you get used to it. Like it really makes you go every few hours on top of the shits being just extra nasty

[–] bec@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Didn't know lol as I said I assumed that a liquid diet would help, guess I was very wrong lol

edit: maybe there are other similar meal replacements that have not as much fiber? If that's the only downside. I suggested Huel because I don't know of any other

Truth is, I challenged OP to this poopless challenge and I was trying to undermine their effort, but don't snitch on me

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