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[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 259 points 1 month ago

"To run a train on someone" means you and a lot of your friends have sex with them, one after another.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago

"You know when you run many commands in the terminal with &&? Like that but with penises."

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This comment combines two of life's experiences that are usually seperate.

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 64 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

unzip && strip && touch && finger && grep && mount && fsck && more && yes && fsck && fsck && umount && clean && sleep

Edit: and yes, this joke is older than the gods as evidenced by the presence of finger, and I'm not sure clean is a thing in modern UN*X distros. Not in FreeBSD at any rate

[-] pipows 14 points 1 month ago

I can't read fsck as anything other than "fs check"

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 8 points 1 month ago

nahh, you're lying, and you know that

[-] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 weeks ago

It sounds like fisk in my head.

[-] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 weeks ago

It sounds like fisk in my head.

[-] pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

All while one of the users has gimp in their session

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