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They broke the 10th commandment into two commandments. There should have been a semicolon after 10a, not a new line.
(10a) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house.
(10b) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his cattle, nor anything that is thy neighbor's."
10(Revised): Don't covet thy neighbors' shit.
but its okay to covet shit if they're not a neighbor, right?
twist: It's neighbors all the way down.