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Anon meets his gf's parents (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] prof@infosec.pub 103 points 4 months ago (46 children)

I mean yeah, funny greentext, fake and gay and all, but is that an actual thing that happens across the big pond?

If someone did that in Europe they'd be in serious legal trouble if the threatened party sues.

[–] h3ndrik@feddit.de 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (25 children)

So, what do we Europeans whip out and place on the coffee table to make a statement?

[–] prof@infosec.pub 34 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Cock

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Spotted dick

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

No way, that's only after the 5th family date

[–] onion@feddit.de 4 points 4 months ago

Nah the second one is in a sauna

[–] h3ndrik@feddit.de 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

And too obvious and not specific to European c***.

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